Author Archives: Dennis Danvers
Richmond Noir Returns
Just in time for Christmas. Join me and Richmond Noir editors Andrew Blossom, Brian Castleberry, and Tom De Haven at Barnes & Noble Libbie Place this Saturday 1-3 pm. We’re celebrating going into a second printing. Each story in the collection is a noir piece by a local writer set in a Richmond neighborhood. What better way to get to know our beloved city? There’s a handy map of corpses in the front. There must be someone a bit noir on your list? It makes the ideal solstice gift. What’s darker than the shortest day of the year?
Electric Velocipede revised schedule
Have you read “The Art Disease” yet? You never know when it might strike someone you love. Several other victims are publishing their fine work in EV. Stay tuned:
Electric Velocipede Issue #23
Table of Contents & Publication Dates
October 31 “The Art Disease†by Dennis Danvers
November 7 “Dancing in the Winter Rooms†by David Tallerman
November 14 “Fastening†by Patricia Russo
“The Last Patrol†by Tara Barnett (poem)
November 21 “Fish Out of Water†by Deborah Fitchett
Blindfold Taste Test with Alex Irvine
November 28 Nonfiction: Spec Fic Poetry by John Ottinger
December 5 “A Reason to Fear Life, a Reason to Crave Death†by Andrew Kaye
“Her Mother’s Beesâ€
“The Girl and Her Cloud†by Alexandra Seidel (poems)
December 12 “The Empire Never Ended†by Brian Trent
December 19 “Through the Uprights†by Richard Butner
“The Art Disease” in Electric Velocipede
I’m delighted to report that after some delays, my story “The Art Disease” appears in the award-winning publication, Electric Velocipede today. EV is making the transition to online from print, and I’m most pleased to be a part of this exciting move. Here’s the first paragraph, just to get you started…
 Derek and Emily had the art disease, the both of them. Everyone they knew had it too. That’s one of the symptoms: Colonies, clusters, movements, splinter groups, manifestos. Clumping, the experts call it. She had a master’s in design and decorated cakes at Food One, not the one on 17th but the one near the park, open till midnight. He refused to sell out. He was determined to support himself with his art….
Another Earth
I loved this movie. Science fiction purists will hate it. If you’re the sort of person who wants to see tidal destruction and intricately plausible explanations of the impossible (with explosions), this movie’s not for you. It is a given that there is a mirror Earth. You see it over and over in the sky. But the main character, Rhoda, isn’t a scientist; she only wanted to be one, was destined for MIT until she fucked up, went to prison, and is cleaning bathrooms. It’s her story, her attempt to redeem herself that makes this such a beautiful film. I can’t remember the last time I’ve rooted so hard for a character. Though the science is mostly ignored, the film still captures, it seems to me, the importance another world, another other would be to us, much more profoundly than the usual “harder” sci-fi fare. Mike Cahill and Brit Marling’s script is remarkable, and I won’t spoil its surprises.  Marling’s Rhoda, however, is the film’s treasure. See it while you can, its run seems to be limited.
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Electric Velocipede #23
The schedule for the launch of EV 23 follows. You’ll notice me bringing up the rear. Hope you’ll join me:
August 15
“Through the Uprights” by Richard Butner / Blindfold Taste Test w/Alex Irvine
August 22
“Fastening” by Patricia Russo / “Fish out of Water” by Deborah Fitchett
August 29
“Gray-faced Wench” by Andrew Kaye / “The Last Patrol” by Tara Barnett (poem)
September 5
“Dancing in the Winter Room” by David Tallerman / “Her Mother’s Bees” and “The Girl and Her Cloud” by Alexandra Seidel (poems)
September 12
“The Empire Never Ended” by Brian Trent / “Content TKTK: Speculative Poetry” by John Ottinger III
September 19
“The Art Disease” by Dennis Danvers / “Sampling the Aspic” by Penelope O’Shea
Richmond Noir is now an audiobook!
I haven’t had a listen myself yet, so I don’t know if the reader is up to the task of all the accents and dialects there are to be found in this rich collection, but it’s definitely worth a shot. Take it to the gym, listen to a few murders on the subway, give yourself a chill on the elliptical. Visit my fair city in all its noir glory. Buy it here.
Everyone interested in online fiction, raise your hand, now put it on the mouse or trackpad or device of your choice and go to Electric Velocipede. The award-winning publication is back in a big way, giving away some truly remarkable fiction. I’ll have more on EV’s return soon.
The Stressed Out Student Today
My class this summer was plagued with more than the usual difficulties in attendance and getting the work completed on time. They were stretched thin, often carrying too many hours, working too many jobs, worried about money, sleep, illness, debt, etc. If you have some notion of the carefree college student who’s only looking for the next bong hit or keg of beer, you need to update. They’re carrying serious debt to prepare themselves for the crappiest job market in decades. When I went to college, I could put myself through at a public tax-supported university, earning four degrees with very little debt. We boomers had it great, but things have gotten awful stingy for the young now. Personally, I don’t want my taxes cut, so we can raise tuition. Give these kids the same break we had. The kids are alright, but I have my doubts about the stingy older generation. When we’re old and drooling, we might regret our short-sightedness when there aren’t enough educated professionals to look after our sorry asses.
Summer School’s Done
I’m headed to the woods for some post class reflection in the Blue Ridge, but a few words first about the Online Fiction experiment. While my experience teaching sf and fantasy in recent years to a largely “mundane” audience has been that the genres are much more accessible to a general readership than is generally supposed, the most lauded fiction online by the sf community was the least successful with my students. For good reason too. “The Things” is symptomatic. It depends for its success on more than a passing knowledge of a 1982 sf film, like everybody the story cares to reach has that, right? I like the film, but it’s not exactly the gospels or the Odyssey. “Spar” once you wade through all those fucks doesn’t do much past the shock value. Geeks can say fuck too. I wanted the debriefing. Most successful with the class was probably “Light on the Water” for the impressive feat of making us care about a love story between buildings. I liked “Standard Loneliness Package” but found it too similar to the IMO superior “Daughter of the Monkey God,” by M. K. Hobson, which can be found in Ellen Datlow’s stunning e-collection Digital Domains. It’s full of gems. Meanwhile I’m reading Bleak House to cleanse the palate.
Online Fiction Sampler
As part of the Twenty-First Century Fantastic class this summer, we’ll be looking at a sampling of online fiction for the last few years. These are all terrific stories that have garnered a good deal of praise and prizes. Enjoy.
Strange Horizons
Helen Keeble. “A Journal of Certain Events of Scientific Interest from the First Survey Voyage of the Southern Waters by HMS Ocelot, As Observed by Professor Thaddeus Boswell, DPhil, MSc, or, A Lullaby”—(June 1 and 8, 2009) Part 1, Part 2
Clarkesworld Magazine
Kij Johnson. “Spar” (Issue 37; October 2009)
Peter Watts. “The Things” (Issue 40; January 2010)
Catherine Valente. “13 Ways of Looking at Space Time” (Issue 47;August 2010)
Lightspeed Magazine
Carrie Vaughn. “Amaryllis” (Issue 1; June 2010)
Vylar Kaftan. “I’m Alive, I Love You, I’ll See You in Reno” (Issue 1; June 2010)
Charles Yu. “Standard Loneliness Package” (Issue 6, November 2010)
Fantasy Magazine
Kat Howard. “Choose Your Own Adventure.” (in April 2011 issue)
Genevieve Valentine. “Light on the Water” (October 2009)
Tor.com
Rachel Swirsky. “Eros, Philia, Agape”
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