{"id":54,"date":"2006-12-24T18:39:14","date_gmt":"2006-12-24T22:39:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/?p=54"},"modified":"2006-12-24T18:41:56","modified_gmt":"2006-12-24T22:41:56","slug":"merry-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/?p=54","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re headed for Florida tomorrow with internet access unknown, so Happy New Year too in case I don&#8217;t make it back before then.  Just when I thought it was safe to be a Virginian, Virgil Goode has to open his mouth.  I love the name though, wish I could use it in a story.  He has raised the all-important issue of what object one swears on.  I mean, if he <em>had<\/em> to swear in, and he was locked in the one motel room the Gideons had missed, and there was no Bible, would a VHS of <em>The Ten Commandments<\/em> trump a copy of <em>Paradise Lost<\/em>?  It&#8217;s a tough call, but I&#8217;m sure Virgil will give it some thought.  Peace on Earth, good will toward all living creatures, even Virge.  (<em>Love<\/em> that name!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re headed for Florida tomorrow with internet access unknown, so Happy New Year too in case I don&#8217;t make it back before then. Just when I thought it was safe to be a Virginian, Virgil Goode has to open his &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/?p=54\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}