{"id":51,"date":"2006-12-19T12:39:08","date_gmt":"2006-12-19T16:39:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/?p=51"},"modified":"2008-03-13T09:06:43","modified_gmt":"2008-03-13T13:06:43","slug":"time-names-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/?p=51","title":{"rendered":"Time names you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine my surprise to learn that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.time.com\/time\/magazine\/article\/0,9171,1569514,00.html?aid=434&#038;from=o&#038;to=http%3A\/\/www.time.com\/time\/magazine\/article\/0%2C9171%2C1569514%2C00.html\">Time Magazine<\/a>, that stalwart companion in doctor&#8217;s offices and checkout lines has named me Person of the Year.  They&#8217;ve named Alice too.  They&#8217;ve named anyone, apparently, who&#8217;ll see the cover of their magazine or go to their website.  Are they stealing Stephen Colbert&#8217;s material?  I tell you, friends, it&#8217;s getting harder and harder to write satire.<\/p>\n<p>Alice upon learning she&#8217;s been named Person of the Year:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dennisdanvers.com\/pictures\/Alice.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sarah, too, is right proud:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dennisdanvers.com\/pictures\/sarah.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine my surprise to learn that Time Magazine, that stalwart companion in doctor&#8217;s offices and checkout lines has named me Person of the Year. They&#8217;ve named Alice too. They&#8217;ve named anyone, apparently, who&#8217;ll see the cover of their magazine or &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/?p=51\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[11,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alice-photos","category-images"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}