{"id":483,"date":"2011-01-23T07:05:43","date_gmt":"2011-01-23T11:05:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/?p=483"},"modified":"2011-01-23T07:29:47","modified_gmt":"2011-01-23T11:29:47","slug":"another-fond-memory-from-irving-texas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/?p=483","title":{"rendered":"Another fond memory from Irving, Texas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Davy Crockett Junior High, 1960<br \/>\nSurvival of the Fittest<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Smart Guy.<br \/>\nThink you know all the answers,<br \/>\nSmart Guy?<br \/>\nHow do you like that, huh?<br \/>\nHow does <em>that<\/em> feel?<br \/>\nGimme that.  Lookee here.  The math homework.<br \/>\nYou don&#8217;t mind if I <em>borrow<\/em> this, do you,<br \/>\nSmart Guy?<\/p>\n<p>You might want to throw in a few errors in addition\u00e2\u20ac\u201d<br \/>\nto avoid any possible suspicion<br \/>\nthat it isn&#8217;t your work.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah.  Right.  Good idea.  Thanks.  See you around.<br \/>\nHey.  You&#8217;re in Hull&#8217;s History right?<br \/>\nWhy don&#8217;t you sit next to me at lunch?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Davy Crockett Junior High, 1960 Survival of the Fittest Smart Guy. Think you know all the answers, Smart Guy? How do you like that, huh? How does that feel? Gimme that. Lookee here. The math homework. You don&#8217;t mind if &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/?p=483\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=483"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":492,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483\/revisions\/492"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}