I’m shocked.\u00c2\u00a0 How could a good youth with a bright capitalist career ahead of him endorsing overpriced worthless shit to kids who can’t afford it, throw it all away for the evil weed?!\u00c2\u00a0 The one photo probably destroyed years of work by professional football coaches selflessly selling beer to America’s youth to put them on the path to manliness, obesity, and car crashes.\u00c2\u00a0 I don’t know how we can take him seriously as an athlete anymore.\u00c2\u00a0 He needs to learn we’re living in a free society where the state decides what you can ingest.\u00c2\u00a0 Stick with peanut butter and jelly, Michael, and you’ll be safe.\u00c2\u00a0 Wait a minute.\u00c2\u00a0 Forget the peanut butter for a while.\u00c2\u00a0 I’ll have to get back to you.\u00c2\u00a0 Just have a beer, why don’t you?\u00c2\u00a0 That’s right.\u00c2\u00a0 There was the DUI thing.\u00c2\u00a0 I know, I know\u00e2\u20ac\u201done of your rumored endorsements was to be McDonald’s, that purveyor of fine health foods.\u00c2\u00a0 Clean up your image by shoveling some of that crap down.\u00c2\u00a0 Set an example for America’s youth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I’m shocked.\u00c2\u00a0 How could a good youth with a bright capitalist career ahead of him endorsing overpriced worthless shit to kids who can’t afford it, throw it all away for the evil weed?!\u00c2\u00a0 The one photo probably destroyed years of … Continue reading