{"id":168,"date":"2007-12-10T06:21:34","date_gmt":"2007-12-10T10:21:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/?p=168"},"modified":"2007-12-10T06:21:34","modified_gmt":"2007-12-10T10:21:34","slug":"r3-published-in-strange-horizons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/?p=168","title":{"rendered":"R3 published in Strange Horizons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Christmas event you&#8217;ve all been waiting for, I&#8217;m sure.  I&#8217;m most proud to have a Christmas story published in Strange Horizons.  Here&#8217;s the link for the story: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.strangehorizons.com\/2007\/20071210\/R3-f.shtml\">R<sup>3<\/sup><\/a><br \/>\nTo get you started, here&#8217;s the first paragraph:<\/p>\n<h1><a href=\"http:\/\/www.strangehorizons.com\/2007\/20071210\/R3-f.shtml\">R<sup>3<\/sup><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>With the Soviet Union out of business now for a century, you&#8217;d think people would quit telling the joke, the one with the punchline &#8220;Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.&#8221; But no. I bring it out in people. I&#8217;m not him, I make that clear. My creators never got the rights to claim I&#8217;m <cite>Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer<\/cite>, the most famous reindeer of all.  I&#8217;m R<sup>3<\/sup>, the second most famous. You&#8217;re supposed to say that &#8220;R three,&#8221; by the way. It looks like &#8220;R cubed&#8221; to me, but marketing says different. What do I know? In my pre-R<sup>3<\/sup> days I flunked math, flunked everything, got in trouble, went to jail, which is how I ended up volunteering to transfer my wasted intelligence into a faux red-nosed reindeer who shows up every Christmas season like blizzards in Buffalo.<\/p>\n<p>[<a href=\"http:\/\/www.strangehorizons.com\/2007\/20071210\/R3-f.shtml\">Read the rest here<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Christmas event you&#8217;ve all been waiting for, I&#8217;m sure. I&#8217;m most proud to have a Christmas story published in Strange Horizons. Here&#8217;s the link for the story: R3 To get you started, here&#8217;s the first paragraph: R3 With the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/?p=168\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-events"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=168"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}