{"id":131,"date":"2007-07-24T08:26:48","date_gmt":"2007-07-24T12:26:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/?p=131"},"modified":"2007-07-24T08:26:48","modified_gmt":"2007-07-24T12:26:48","slug":"god-campaign-comes-in-dead-last-in-fundraising","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/?p=131","title":{"rendered":"God campaign comes in dead last in fundraising"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>God&#8217;s bid for the U.S. presidency seems to be headed for serious trouble.  While his rivals are raising millions of dollars, God has raised exactly $0.  God shrugged off concerns that this would doom his campaign, pointing out that &#8220;the love of money is the root of all evil.&#8221;  An unnamed source from the Clinton campaign pointed out, however, &#8220;That doesn&#8217;t mean you can&#8217;t like it a whole, whole lot, right?&#8221;  God, always a political maverick, has even refused federal matching funds.  &#8220;I&#8217;m omnipresent.  What do I need with TV ads?  All the other candidates are talking about nothing but me, me, me.  It&#8217;s like free advertising.  When it&#8217;s voting time, people will know what to do.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dennisdanvers.com\/pictures\/richman.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>God&#8217;s bid for the U.S. presidency seems to be headed for serious trouble. While his rivals are raising millions of dollars, God has raised exactly $0. God shrugged off concerns that this would doom his campaign, pointing out that &#8220;the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/?p=131\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-god-in-2008"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dennisdanvers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}